Saturday

Autons to Zutons

The Third of June Two Thousand and Eleven. Friday.

As promised, here's that alphabetical list:


AUTONS – I have absolutely no idea what these are.

BUTONS – Inhabitants of the Lost Moon of Poosh.

CUTONS – Killer robots with the faces of kittens.

DUTONS – Another name for the films of Meaty Flavour

EUTONS – The murniest liar

FUTONS – Your mum thought they were a good idea, but that's the last time you stop over. Probably.

GÜTONS – The middle class pudding surplus.

HUTONS – Ambo.

IUTONS – Sub-atomic particles that power Apple devices.

JUTONS – I think this might actually be a fairly rude French verb.

KUTONS – Killer German robots with the faces of Kätzchen

LUTONS – Bedfordshire towns; Bedfordshire Airports; But not Bedford Vans

MUTONS – Sheep with superpowers. Often dressed as lambs.

NUTONS – Upgraded Oldtons; SI units of force.

OUTONS – The lash, the pull and a limb.

PUTONS – Sundry insincerities.

QUTONS – Killer Arabian robots with the faces of صغير بعض الحيوانات

RUTONS – You'd be surprised how often people spell them this way. Go on – have a google.

SUTONS – The start of the day for businessmen. Cf. Sutoffs at the end of the day.

TUTONS – (of Fun) was another name for The Weather Girls of It's Raining Men fame.

UTONS – Finnish lo-fi folk-psych bands. No, really.

VUTONS – Badly made knock-offs of luxury goods.

WUTONS – RZA, GZA, Method Man, Ghostface Killah et al

XUTONS – Former Finnish lo-fi folk-psych bands.

YUTONS – Not hallowed hon motorways.

ZUTONS – The larval form of Amy Winehouses.

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