Thursday

Behind the Sofa


The Tenth of August Two Thousand and Eleven. Wednesday.


The boys are over again so until I finally get myself a new bed I'm relegated to the pull out sofa thing in the living  room. I'll hold my hand up: it doesn't get cleaned out as much as it should do. So at times like this it's surprising what you find down the back of it when you unfold the hinges and uncoil the springs.


Yes, it's way past bedtime so I'm keeping it short and sweet again today with one of those list things. I love a good list, me.


Anyway this is what I found hidden in the depths of my sofa.


Two pounds and twelve pee in sterling.


Twenty cents (euro) and Thirty-Seven cents (US).




The remote control for the TV/VHS combi that used to be my main source of telly and is now hidden somewhere in my bedroom.


My membership card for the Spooky Spooky Club ('Spook On!')




Various stickers from Cars (the Pixar movie).


A divining rod (tried to find this not so long ago but couldn't - would have been easy if I'd had a divining rod that I could use to look for it!)


Bob the Builder's head




Set of car keys for an unidentified Mercedes Benz. Been looking for them, too. Every now and then I trawl the streets pressing the central locking in the hope I'll find a car I can keep.


Haunted comb and paper.


Lucky bit of shrapnel from flying saucer crash (must have fallen from my pocket sometime) (come to think of it I don't know why I ever thought this was lucky. It wasn't for the UFOnauts).


Small gateway to hell, suitable only for sweet wrappers and pencil shavings. Hmm, need to find somewhere sensible to keep that.


An Earl Grey Redbush teabag (no wonder the sofa smelt so nice).


Lots of crumbs.


Ok, time to get them away, get this bed unfolded and get my head down. I'm nodding off here.


More soonliest.

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