What sort of title is that? Surely you mean 'Nowhere'?
Sometimes there are forces at work that are beyond our comprehension. Things that undeniably occur but can in no way be explained.
Until now...
Tell me this: if it costs £18.60 peak and £17.10 off-peak for a single ticket from Scarborough to York -
- then why does it only cost £15.80 for a Scarborough to Howden ticket that takes you through York?
I've wondered that meself. And when I looked into it more closely, I found there was a very simple explanation.
Howden is a hotbed of UFO activity!
These peculiar fare anomalies have existed ever since a jet was shot down by a UFO over Howden in 1997 (no, really. The Truth is Out There.) I knew there would be a rational explanation for it all.
And now there are various warehouses dotted about the country that contain remnants of crashed UFOs. Here is a picture of the almost mythical Area 17, sometimes known as Space Sector 17.
So is it any coincidence that the word 'Howden' is almost an anagram of the word 'Nowhere'?
Reader, I'll let you decide...
More soonliest.
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